Dear Subgirl,
No, I haven't forgotten our deal that I would send you mixes periodically, however, I've been a little preoccupied with trying to obtain positive cash flow that doesn't involve family members and Western Union. I have actually been thinking about the first one on and off for a bit now, but my absolute boredom of late has caused it to become a complete production.
So, I'm sorry to tell you that there will be a bit more of a delay as I work out concept and content, art, packaging, etc. I will do my best to make it worth the wait. If all goes well, upon receipt, you will proceed to make sweet sweet love to Kyle over and over(or just rape him...whatever), and he will thank you profusely.
Win/win/win.