I didn't think it translated
Well, I looked and looked, but I couldn't find any pins to stick in my eyes, so I went to visit the family again yesterday(and today!) and ended up watching Spanish soap operas with my mom at one point. This is and of itself is nothing extraordinary except that I got to watch a grown man sitting behind his lawyer desk basically saying, "It's like, you know..." over and over, just like teenages on English television. I'd never actually thought about it to any extent, but I just didn't think it would work in other languages. Apparently it does. And yes, it sounds just as stupid.