I am being watched
Finally got to ask the General Manager at work about the typing speed thing. Apparently, I'm already standing out in some way other than just the large metal sticks in my hair. Same day, the field trainer guy from the corporate offices randomly starts up a conversation asking me what I thought about the computer systemIf speed is so important to you people, why can't I navigate the whole thing with my keyboard?and talking about some general operations junk.
My plans for taking over are already in motion, and I didn't have to do anything myself yet.