For the record

Just so that nobody thinks I'm easy(because my life is never as interesting as the fabrications about it), my response that first night was, "How about just a cuddle?" All the lip-locking, finger-twining, and other stuff your mother doesn't want to know you know about didn't happen until later. Okay, the next night. But anyway.

I must go visit the family again now, before I become completely dilated.